Man With the World’s Largest Penis Looking for Work in All the Wrong Places

Contrary to popular myth, the man with the world’s largest penis isn’t a black porn star named “Mandingo.” No, that enviable distinction goes to Jonah Falcon, a bi-sexual 39-year-old Jewish actor/screenwriter/video game blogger from New York who is now unemployed and living with his mother. God apparently does have a sick sense of humor. Read more »

Recession Hitting Hard-Ons Hard, Says Magazine

A new study conducted by Men’s Fitness and Shape magazines, chicks are getting laid more than dudes these days and the recession is responsible for the imbalance of boning between the genders. This makes no sense at all. Read more »