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Monday, we learned the porn preferences of the denizens of Vatican City, via a little digging around in their torrenting history by TorrentFreak. Among the titles downloaded was TPH: Tiffany Starr and Sheena Shaw (that’s “Transsexual Pussy Hunters,” for those of you who are unfamiliar), which, yes, features M-to-F transsexual porn actress Tiffany Starr. Chase Hoffberger at the […]

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Prompted by an anecdote about a group of priests who regularly watch torrented films together, the good people at TorrentFreak decided to do a little digging to find the Vatican’s preferences in piracy. What they found was not altogether unsurprising. Coupled with a distaste for Hollywood films and popular music, holy city denizens have a […]

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This week, the topless Ukrainian protest crew FEMEN have done something quite ballsy, or rather… titsy? As the Pope was reading the Angelus blessing in the Vatican, the activists stormed through St Peter’s Square chanting “homophobes, shut up!” with only the slogans “In Gay We Trust” on their bare torsos. Video is NSFW. Wow. We haven’t always seen eye-to-eye… […]

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The Holy City has a seriously unholy plight to deal with nowadays. Starting this Wednesday, visitors to the Vatican have not been able to use credit and debit cards for purchases due to a new decision by Italy’s central bank, brought on by concerns over inadequate money laundering. Italy’s central bank has refused clearance to […]

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This new Banksy sculpture was just unveiled at the Walker Art Gallery in Liverpool. Entitled Cardinal Sin, the 18th-century style, tile-pixelated bust is a precise, minimalist jab at molestation cover-up ordained by the Vatican. Yet, to make things a bit more direct, it’s signed by the artist: “The statue? I guess you could call it a […]

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Although the Church is blaming everyone from the New York Times to Lucifer and the Jews for the latest sex abuse scandals, the Vatican is taking some baby steps towards acknowledging the systemic problem and has posted new rules for boy touching allegations online—even designing a special ‘Abuse of Minors’ button. That is progress! They’d […]

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According to the Vatican, Satan has infiltrated the media and continues to publish pesky little facts about Pope Benedict. And so, the latest demonic reports are directly linking then Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger to a letter in which he refused to defrock a pedophile priest in 1985. The Unholy See has repeatedly denied that Joey Ratz […]

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Desperate to change the negative narratives surrounding the Catholic Church, Pope Benedict chose Archbishop Jose Gomez of San Antonio to succeed the archbishop of Los Angeles, making him the “highest ranking Latino in the American Catholic hierarchy” reports the AP. Hailing from the controversial Opus Dei sect, this was one of the smartest moves by […]

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At least the Vatican doesn’t have to worry about the Freemasons destroying their pillars of faith anymore, since Catholic priests and Pope Benedict are doing just fine by themselves. Taking a play out of the GOP sex scandal handbook, the Unholy Father is maintaining his innocence in the wake of the latest child abuse charges […]

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Can the Vatican please move forward and abolish their pagan-based, celibacy requirement for priests so they’ll stop molesting little boys already? There’s nothing Jewish, Christian, or remotely Jesus-y about it and with the latest child sex abuse scandal to rock the Catholic Church in Germany, it might be something they seriously start considering as hundreds […]

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