Yankees Fans Fail to Start a Riot

Yankees fans flooded the streets last night celebrating the team’s 27th World Series victory. And surprisingly, they caused little trouble, unlike Phillies fans, who last year flipped cars, smashed windows, and set fires amidst other mayhem that forced the city to generously lube up this time around. In contrast, New York revelers kept it pretty tame, popping bottles of champagne, decorating trees with toilet paper, lighting a warming trash can fire and burning some Phillies gear, embellished with the message, “FUCK CHEESE STEAKS.” Police, who’s overwhelming presence undoubtedly put a damper on riotous spirits, reported no disturbances last night.

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Phillies Fan Arrested for Trying to Sex Her Way to World Series Tickets via Craigslist

Tonight the 2009 World Series kicks off between the New York Yankees and Philadelphia Phillies. Naturally, tickets for the Series’ games are hard to get and some fans are, ugh, willing to go the extra mile to obtain them. Unfortunately for one nice Philadelphia lady, Susan Finklestein, her offer to bone someone for tickets was frowned upon by local authorities and she was arrested. Now, two years (Jesus Christ time flies!) ago I placed an ad on Craigslist that drew some media attention, one in which I offered to blow someone for Genesis tickets. The “authorities” had no problem with that…no one tried to arrest me, which obviously means that the arrest of this nice lady is rooted is sexism. Let the dang woman bang her way into the stadium! This is America, damnit! |Daily News|