Thou Shall Never Photograph Beyonce Ever Again

April 23, 2013 | Marina Galperina

It must be nice to live inside Beyonce’s head.

Remember all those “unflattering” photos of Beyonce doing the Half-Time Show that had her publicist running around the internet issuing take-down notices because HOW DARE they show B externalizing physical strain?

So she didn’t look perfect in a few of those photos — WELCOME TO REAL LIFE — but the diva’s megalomaniac response provoked a retaliatory avalanche of Photoshopz.

And so, B’s team is taking preventative measures, kind of like Kanye did that time. For her upcoming “The Mrs. Carter Show World Tour” there will be no professional photography allowed. None.

Terry Richardson glamour crotch shots only.