Here’s What Justin Bieber Would Sound Like As a Black Metal Singer
April 24, 2013 | Andy Cush
Our friends at Evolver.fm uncovered “Brutalize Me,” an ingenious app from Music Hack Day Paris that allows you to turn the saccharine vocals from any pop tune into a gravelly death/black metal growl. As is often the case with software spawned at hack days, it’s not quite ready for public consumption, but fortunately, its creator uploaded a brutalized version of Justin Bieber’s “Baby.” Enjoy.
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