Look at that little kid getting down to wobbly Russian dance music. Smooth little bastard. Look it. He wears his shades INSIDE! He pays no mind to the provocatively gyrating teenage females in his proximity. He’s just there to feel the music. Somewhere in the ’90s. YouTubed without attribution but entitled epically “Russian Kid At Club Can’t Be Bothered With Any Fucks” and then blogged. Who was he? Who is he now? He is lost forever.
Wait. Found him! Hot.
