Free Ferrari, Lamborghini “Taxis” Across from Bryant Park Today

June 25, 2013 | Andy Cush

New Yorkers looking to pretend they’re Rick Ross, Scott Storch, or Kourtney and Khloe taking Miami for a few minutes are in luck today: that city’s tourism board has a fleet of ludicrously expensive cars stationed across the street from Bryant Park waiting to chauffer you anywhere you’d like, as long as it’s in Midtown. Just tweet a picture of one of the cars, and hashtag it with–ugh– #SoMiami, and you’ll be entered for a trip. I’d tell you how the ride is, but they’ll only go between 57th and 34th Streets and Park and 8th Avenues, so I couldn’t even hitch a ride back to ANIMAL’s Hell’s Kitchen office.

(Photos: Bucky Turco/ANIMALNewYork)