America’s Glory Has Been Restored

March 9, 2015 | Prachi Gupta

America was once broken, tattered and torn. The cold came in and killed all that was good and noble and free atop the Brooklyn Bridge. But the Department of Transportation has vanquished the evil and restored our symbol of pride:

It is a great day to be an American — literally, because Monday is the first semi-warm day Americans have enjoyed in months.