Finally, A Presidential Candidate Who Appeals To the Nation’s Coveted Sister-Fucker Demographic
March 23, 2015 | Bucky Turco
On Monday, Tea Party favorite Ted Cruz announced that despite being born in Canada, he will run for president, of the United States. Congratulations to the Texas senator, who’s easily the most qualified politician to give false hope to disenfranchised white people and then dash it all way the moment a slightly more serious Republican throws their hat in the ring.
When it was announced on January 8th that Ted Cruz would be the lastest senator in charge of overseeing NASA, many believed that the budget-cutting representative would whittle the space agency down to nothing. Well, at least a partial look at Cruz's plans was released to the press on Wednesday,…
Evan Roth's Ideas Worth Spreading was a stand-out piece in the F.A.T. GOLD five-year retrospective exhibition at Eyebeam in which visitors were invited to create and document their own fake TED Talk. In retrospect, the piece worked swimmingly. Not only have people been genuinely confused during the time of the exhibit as people Instagramed and tweeted…
Back in October, the New Jersey Star-Ledger endorsed Chris Christie for a second term as governor of that state, citing his "remarkable political talent" and "skill at playing Trenton’s inside game" while admitting it had "deep reservations" about him as a public official. It was a strange, bifurcated endorsement, and now, Tom…