Man Chucks Dookie-Filled Doggie Diaper In Nice Lady’s Face

March 27, 2015 | Liam Mathews

At around 10 PM on March 18th at the intersection of West 23rd Street and 8th Avenue in Chelsea, a barely-evolved ape-man threw a diaper full of dog poop at a woman who was walking her own dog, minding her own business, enjoying a beautiful night in the city and whatnot, DNAinfo reports.

Okay, maybe DNAInfo didn’t exactly report that a chimpanzee moved to New York and domesticated a dog and learned how to remove a diaper and then shot-putted said diaper into a perfectly innocent woman’s face, but that’s the gist of what happened. The actual DNAInfo report is brief, and includes no speculation of motive or if there was some sort of inciting conflict, such as she was tapping on the glass and making monkey noises at him.

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