Dude Exaggerates His “World’s Biggest Dick Drawing” Kickstarter
July 24, 2014 | Sophie Weiner
“Whether it is a terrible sketch on a bar napkin or a beautiful painting on a canvas; a dick drawing is a dick drawing,” artist Alex Wong states on his Kickstarter page. Wong has one mission — to draw the world’s biggest dick. He’s asking for $100 dollars to complete the project. Each dollar will fund one inch of the penis drawing, for a whopping 100 inches! Wait, what?
There are certainly larger depictions of dicks already in existence, although there is presently no listing in the Guinness Book Of World Records for the category. In the wake of the Potato Salad IndieGogo-gate, this appears to be a crowd-sourced feat of bureaucracy, more than art.
But wong wants to use nice printing paper that costs a lot, so the recent college grad needs your help to pay for it. “If the goal isn’t met, I’d still love to head out to an abandoned road or anything that is straight for quite a while, and either do a huge chalk dick or maybe one of those spray paint dicks with a surveying spray can that sprays while upside down,” Wong told the Daily Dot. We’d recommend checking out our analysis of dick graffiti through history before you decide how much to donate. (Image: Kickstarter)
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