If the first twenty minutes of legendarily awful cult film The Room didn’t convince you to never have sex again, this new porn parody will finish the job off nicely. As the Daily Dot points out, the acting and production value of the original is so bad, it’s hard to imaging how a parody could make it worse.
Directed by Lee Roy Myers of Woodrocket, the production company behind such parodic tour de forces as Game of Bones and Doctor Whore XXX, The Bed Room (NSFW) is an XXX retelling of the beloved 2003 cult classic by aspiring auteur and “Croatian cyborg” Tommy Wiseau. It stars Ela Darling (of Woodrocket’s viral Hobby Lobby video fame) as Lisa and Anthony Rosano as Johnny.
The film is titled, what else, The Bed Room, and the AV Club‘s trailer confirms our suspicions that this parody is actually much “better” than the film itself. With lines like “This is the best game of catch-dildo I’ve ever played!” and “The results are in. I have breast enhancements,” it’s obvious this porno was made by dedicated fans of the cult classic. It’s available over at the Woodrocket website. Hello, doggy style. (Image: Woodrocket)
