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August 27, 2014 Marina Galperina

From Cecilia Azcarate, who brought us that tumblr with rappers that look like 16th Century art, here’s “Ikea b4-XVI” featuring classic pre-1650 artworks by Hieronymus Bosch, Pietro Lorenzetti and other really dead people. Also featuring furniture and home basics that sort of look like stuff you can get at Ikea. That Christ-annunciating angel is all like, “Nice towel, Mary.” And wait, holy shit, […]

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October 10, 2013 Andy Cush

It’s almost surprising no one thought of this sooner: IKEA or Death, a quiz that asks you to identify whether a given Nordic-looking word is the name of a piece of furniture from the Swedish retailer or a European metal band. I got a 15/20. Your move. For more IKEA-related internet stuff, check here and […]

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July 8, 2013 Andy Cush

Ikea’s MALM series of bed frames features sturdy wood construction, a variety of appealing finishes, and a sleek, modern look that’s sure to get your inner Bauhausian hot and ready to go. It’s the perfect vehicle for sweet, sweet Swedish sex, or, if you’re going to be honest with yourself about it, a Redtube-fueled masturbation […]

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May 29, 2013 Kyle Chayka

There’s a small lamp made by Milan-based web designer Vittorio Cucolo currently on view at the New Museum’s exhibition “Adhocracy.” It’s nice. But it isn’t just a nice lamp — this inexpensive IKEA Lampan has been transformed to accurately access your mood and change the color of its light based completely on your facial expression, in real time. This mildly creepy effect […]

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May 28, 2013 Marina Galperina

Of all the porny Tumblrs that Yahoo purchased for $1.1 billion last year, Just Another Ikea Catalog (NSFW) is off the BJÄRNUM aluminum folding hook! Peruse “scandinavian modern style furniture and accessories in amateur pornography” in GIF form, complete with annotations and links to where one might find this EXPEDIT shelving unit (NSFW) upon which “a hairy brunette” could get “fucked” […]

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