What’s this? A list? Yes, we made a list. Whoop de doo dah.
For those special moments when you quote a movie and the other person, for some reason, has never seen said movie and so you awkwardly stand there looking like a creepy asshole… Here’s some bad stuff that sounds worse out of context.
Awkward. Alternately: “I want to have your abortion.” No. No, Marla, you don’t.
There are a lot of unpleasant things that can happen when you fuck a stranger in the ass.
This one is unlikely.
This highly improper office dialect.
It’s not 1988, so apparently tight macabre satire about high school violence isn’t cool anymore.
That’s so internet.
It’s called flirting.
Refrain from quoting anything from this soliloque unless you can recite it in its entirety and you’re a really good fucking actor, because you’ll just sound like a racist.
You are not Quentin Tarantino. What the fuck is wrong with you. You’re the worst person.
Oh. God. No.