Ebola is trending right now. And, according to the laws of internet capitalism, there are some pretty gross items on eBay — from “infected” mugs and “funny” anti-Obama (Thanks, “Obola!”) t-shirts, to horrendous graffiti-themed crap and accidentally topical arts and crafts, to… an “Ebola domain name hot new name priced to sell” for $999!

Unlike the unfolding epidemic that has now killed more than 4400 people, the following items are innocuous. They are presented without commentary, except for the last one, which is commentary in itself.

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JESUS SAVES EBOLA KILLS OBAMA GOLFS License Plate Frame 

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2ND AMENDMENT GUN ANTI OBAMACARE OBALA EBOLA HAZMAT SUIT OBAMA RIFLE XL SHIRT

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EBOLA KILLS Canvas Graffiti Art

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HO Scale Western Pacific Model Train With Custom “Ebola” Freight Graffiti


Ebola Virus Earrings
Ebola cross stitch microbe — germ cross stitch for doctors, epidemiologists, scientists

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Obama Ebola – Funny T-Shirt Free Shipping 

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EBOLA Plush – Giant Microbes Series

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5″ red EBOLA EMERGENCY RESPONSE TEAM AK-47 indoor outdoor vinyl

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EBOLA Office Desk Pen Holder COFFEE MUG CUP 15 oz Gag Gift Funny

Ebola Prayer Candle Pray to End Ebola Tea Light and Crystal Gemstones

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NEW Lego City Ambulance 4431 7890 7859 6380 7892 CDC EBOLA (Custom made)

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I TEXAS (heart) EBOLA Funny T-Shirt Texas Pride Size L

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EBOLA T-SHIRT – ALL SIZES – FREE SHIPPING! FUNNY SATIRE