Miserable Old She-Goat Yaps About Times Square, Again!

New York Post columnist Andrea Peyser still hates the pedestrian plazas in Times Square and with news that the car-free oasis of sorts will be permanent, she sprung into action to lash out against progress yet again. You may recall her piece last year, that blasted the concept based almost entirely on the “cheapo” furniture the city temporarily provided. Well that’s long gone and has been replaced with sleek new furniture, but that didn’t stop Post editors from running a misleading photo from last summer along with her “Real New Yorkers” invoking diatribe. Maybe she should watch this video? Peyser also does a wonderful job in describing the harmful effects of secondhand cigarette smoke while ignoring the fumes from tailpipes and making cyclists out to be the real danger. Brava! Can someone please send this woman a gift certificate to Babeland? It could do wonders for us all. |NYP|

By on February 18, 2010 at 1:30 pm
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Jay Leno Has a Friend in Andrea Peyser

New York Post columnist Andrea Peyser, the paper’s resident sex-obsessed menopausal shrew, hates just about everything. Particularly, she hates people who have sex out of wedlock. Hell, she hates people having sex period. But there is one thing that she loves: Jay Leno. Read more »

By on January 18, 2010 at 11:30 am
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Aussie Allegedly Raped Maid at Meatpacking District ‘Sex Hotel’

Ever since it opened, the New York Post has derided The Standard hotel in the Meatpacking District as a sex-filled den of hedonism, mainly because it has big windows that hotel guests have been known to occasionally bone each other in front of, as if The Standard is the only hotel in the history of hotels that people go to fuck in and sometimes leave the curtains open while doing it. Read more »

By on November 11, 2009 at 10:36 am
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Menopausal Shrew Displeased by Late Show Bone Zone

New York Post columnist Andrea Peyser hates everything, but there’s nothing she hates more than someone getting laid. If people fucking makes news in any possible way, you can bet your last dollar that Peyser will plop her cobweb-laden vagina down into a dusty desk chair in front of an Underwood typewriter to voice her scornful opinion on it. To Peyser, every woman having sex with someone other than a husband is a golddigging whore, and every man having sex with someone other than a wife is a horny, compulsive neanderthal. To that end, I’ve been waiting with giddy excitement for the Post to publish her take on the “depraved” David Letterman boning some of his female staffers. They finally did today, and Peyser didn’t disappoint. Read more »

By on October 5, 2009 at 10:18 am
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Car-Free Patrons In Times Square Sound Off

After reading Andrea Peyser’s pigheaded piece in the Post earlier this week describing how “Real New Yorkers” were pissed off about the prospects of a car-free Times Square, ANIMAL hit the streets to speak to the people, the ones sitting in all that “cheapo furniture” the philippic pundit railed against. As it turns out, the locals love it and the tourists are in heaven, despite being forced to sit in temporary plastic chairs like plebeians. Press play and watch their testimonials firsthand.

By on May 29, 2009 at 11:25 am
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On the first day (the first day!) of the Time Square traffic renovation project, the New York Post’s ranty columnist, Andrea Peyser, wrote an op-ed already blasting the public space reclaiming improvement as an epic failure. She cites her disdain of all the “flimsy” and “cheapo furniture” people were sitting in, plus it’s apparently going to promote more cigarette smoking amongst European tourists filing in from Newark in between layovers. |NYP|

By on May 27, 2009 at 11:30 am
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