That’s Gotta Be Cutting Down On Lap Dances

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If I was the proprietor of that particular Times Square Flash Dancers’ emporium, I would be on the horn with Clear Channel faster than you can say “Cimex lectularius” to get the big honking creeper down from RIGHT OVER MY ENTRANCE. Jesus. Putting parasites into the minds of horny gentlemen about to come very close to vaginas will definitely kill the mood. |Photo: wirehead2501|

Brooklyn continues reigning as the borough of bedbugs, logging the most 311 complaints about the blood-sucking insects. Most complaints came from Bushwick, where the McKibbin dorms are located. |Brick Underground|

Mattress Mountains Spotted In Greenpoint

Are bed bugs to blame for the recent increase in discarded mattresses around Greenpoint, Brooklyn? Could be. Either that or people are increasingly moving out of the economically depressed city, after all, this neighborhood isn’t likely to get any cheaper according to this post-recession map of the city. |NYS|