Belvedere Vodka Causes Hallucinations, Makes Graffiti Come to Life

Parisian graffiti artist André and his hot pink pal Mr. IX star in this new video for Belvedere vodka. In it, he flies into New York with a silver suitcase stocked with vodka and spray paint, stopping off in Brooklyn to catch some tags. As the driver pulls away, André is too busy looking out for the vandal squad to notice his drawing Mr. IX—the embodiment of nightlife and luxury and other cool things—come to life. In fact, his aerosol alter ego might be cooler than him. Mr. IX is always one step ahead at the Bowery Hotel or hanging out with Leo Fitzgerald at Beatrice. What’s this ad trying to say? Who cares! It’s too long to watch till the end anyway, but we’re still ready to buy a case of that shit if it’s going to induce LSD-like visions of graffiti.

Belvedere Blow Job Ad Gets Blow Jobbier


Just to settle the argument about whether or not the Polish vodka brand’s latest magazine ad featured an implied BJ, please consider this subway board now hanging in the Broadway/Lafayette station. Lipstick reapplied, our heroine is ready to apply her liquor-numbed lips to what is probably the liquor-numbed penis of Terry Richardson-muse Vincent Gallo. This is the rebirth of luxury, downtown bon vivants.
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Belvedere’s Blow Job Ad

In a painfully forced effort to become the ultra coolest luxury vodka, Belvedere has pulled out all the stops: by getting Terry Richardson to shoot its latest print campaign; by getting Vincent Gallo to appear in the ads; by getting rap stars to plug it in songs; and by seemingly sponsoring every nighttime gathering of ten people or more south of 14th street. Up until now, the ads have been—sexually-speaking—pretty staid. Now, I’ve been accused of being overly sensitive to phallic symbolism in liquor ads once or twice in the past. But after examining the latest Belvedere ad I think you’ll agree with me that Richardson has purposely produced a blow job ad with a penis bottle.
(Click image for bigger blow job)
-Copyranter