A 1,400 pound bull bolted from a slaughterhouse in the calf-molesting state of NJ and made it about 10 blocks before authorities were able to sedate it and return the animal to its inevitable short-lived fate. |1010Wins|

Bernie Madoff’s Bull Fetish

So the feds are selling off all of Ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff’s possessions and his passion for false idols is staggering. Above are just some of the white collar lowlife’s bull-centric assets that are up for auction.

Photos via NBCNewYork