The credit freeze has the economy all stuck, but if you need some liquidity and happen to have some illegal guns lying around, the NYPD might be able to help. After successfully purchasing more than 1,100 guns off the streets in the last two buyback programs, they’re at it again, setting up shop at churches in Williamsburg and Bushwick this weekend, handing out “$200 for each weapon turned in.” Click through for the participating houses of worship in case you need to trade up your illegal cache of guns to raise some capital for other less risky and more prosperous illegal activities during these tumultuous times. |NY1|
Even with all the daylight murders, blatant pay offs, public beatings, and general lawlessness exhibited by Al Capone and his flamboyant crew, in the end he got jerked and went to jail for tax evasion. It was the only thing the government could get to stick and should serve as a good lesson of what not to do if you find yourself suddenly sitting atop mysterious piles of mattresses with monies under them. Although this guy leaves out a lot of easy tips like buying/cashing money orders or seeking out legitimately wealthy friends/relatives to help clean the money through gifts or real estate, it’s a good place to start in learning the basics of not fucking up your booming illegal underground economy.
How to launder money |wisebread|
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