Naked Wizard’s MySpace Reveal: He Likes To Play With Fire

Details continue emerging about last weekend’s violent takedown of the Naked Wizard at Coachella music festival, like his real name, Johnathan Felch. Newspapers report that of the three cops who dragged the 23-year-old into custody, the officer who tasered Felch repeatedly is from the Banning Police Department. The two Indio police officers were the ones who couldn’t get handcuffs on the Naked Wizard while they pinned him to the ground. And although it’s not acknowledged in reports, those two were also the ones who gave Felch a brutal knee drop in his chest, just before they let go of him to jump up and be tasered over and over again. Read more »

Police Defend Their Right To Shock Naked Wizard

Earlier today, the Indio Police Department defended their officers who tasered the Naked Wizard at the Coachella music festival over the weekend. According to police spokesman Ben Guitron, the naked man was arrested on suspicion of public drunkenness and due to the crowd size, using a taser “was the best way to subdue him and take him.” Because he didn’t think tasering a naked man was “significant,” Guitron did not share the incident with media earlier, which makes us wonder whether these type of shenanigans happen so often in Indio that they’re not worth mentioning. Read more »

Photos of the Naked Wizard Getting Brutalized

As if the video wasn’t disturbing enough, here’s some equally shocking photographs of Indio police unmercifully dragging Coachella’s most entertaining act, the Naked Wizard, into custody. And despite what the he-deserved-it crowd says, even jackasses baring penis-looking appendages should be shown some semblance of leniency. Click through the gallery of horrors above and go here to see the full NSFW collection that makes you wonder what country these were actually taken in.

Photos by utsoftbl3

Cops Tase Stubborn Naked Wizard at Coachella

Among the many performances at the Coachella music festival, there was one act more disturbing and brutal than the rest. As hundreds of music fans looked on, three police officers beat down and repeatedly tasered a Naked Wizard who apparently wasn’t eager to throw a robe over his magic wand. Though we shouldn’t have to warn you, the video may not be safe for work. Related: Photos of the Naked Wizard Getting Brutalized and Naked Wizard’s MySpace Reveal: He Likes To Play With Fire

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Floating Graffiti Pig Found

That tagged up flying swine we mentioned yesterday? Looks like two neighbors in La Quinta, California found the deflated porker on their driveways. They’ll be splitting the $10,000 reward offered by Coachella organizer Bill Fold. |LA Times|

$10K Reward for Giant Flying Graffiti Pig


Although the headline above might read like it’s straight out of the Onion, it’s not and proves that there’s still some good to come out of corporate fuck-fest Coachella. The flying “Dark Side of the Pig” float was bombed by LA graffiti writer SLICK and La Coka Nostra’s Danny Boy and featured anti-war slogans and a huge vote for Obama on the underbelly. According to Supertouch—who’s been very wrong about previous PR stunts involving their “friends”—claims that the pig got untethered and floated away. More importantly though, Coachella head honcho Bill Fold is offering a $10,000 reward for the return of the swine. |Supertouch|