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Diddy Gives Son Justin Dior Combs A 350k Maybach for Sweet 16

Justin Dior Combs (Yes, that’s actually his middle name) turned sixteen over the weekend, so, naturally, his father Diddy had to do it up Diddy-style, so he bought him a $350,000 Maybach. Justin was gifted with the car at M2 Ultralounge in New York over the weekend (Sandra Rose has a bunch of pics from the party), where the shindig was filmed for an upcoming MTV reality show “My Super Sweet Sixteen.” With that said, it’s possible that MTV footed some of the bill for the ride, but I’m still going to predict that Diddy will be this generation’s MC Hammer in about 10 years. |Celebuzz|

By Cajun Boy on January 26, 2010 at 9:49 am

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Diddy Would Like To Pay for Your Cab Ride Home on New Year’s Eve

Diddy, being the friend to the poor and imbibed that he is, wants to help your drunk ass get back to your shitty New York City studio apartment on New Year’s Eve: Read more »

By Cajun Boy on December 30, 2009 at 12:30 pm

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Diddy Is Not Lacking Cocksureness

Diddy on Diddy: “If I’m not inspiring you at this point, you’re a lost hope. I’m one of the baddest motherfuckers to ever do this shit, and I’m not saying that in an arrogant way. That’s a fact, in black and white. I dare you to write down all my achievements. It will be overwhelming. Break it down and then say who’s number one in hip-hop. Who else has conquered television? Who else has conquered fashion? I don’t want to hear you have a fashion line. Do you have a Council of Fashion Designers of America award? I need to know. Have you run a marathon? If you all still want to fuck with me after I ran the marathon, I don’t know what else to do.” |Playboy via Daily Intel|

By Cajun Boy on December 17, 2009 at 3:29 pm

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Diddy, an Apparent Ass-Man, Went to Brazil, Saw Some Glorious Asses

Judging by the activity on his Twitter account over the weekend, America’s hip-hop prince visited South America, where the asses flow like wine. Or, in the words of Diddy, it’s a damn “ASS suniami” over there.

I need to go to Brazil obviously.

By Cajun Boy on October 26, 2009 at 9:44 am

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Shyne Released From Prison Today

Hey remember Shyne, the rapper who went to prison in 2001 for shooting some people at Club New York in the presence of Diddy and Jennifer Lopez in 1999? Well, he was released today! Diddy, who some think may have actually been the shooter in the club the night of the incident, recently spoke to him and said the following: Read more »

By Cajun Boy on October 6, 2009 at 3:23 pm

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Celebs Remember DJ AM In 140 Characters Or Less

Rappers, celebrities, and people like Ray Seacrest reacted to the death of DJ AM by expressing their grief on Twitter. He was found dead on Friday of an apparent overdose that TMZ says was accidental not suicidal. Read their pithy, publicist-free tributes after the jump. Read more »

By Bucky Turco on August 31, 2009 at 11:01 am

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Diddy Will Only Subject World To Rants Until November 6

There’s only eight days left till the election and one of the best outcomes of the race has nothing to do with the candidates, but with political scholar Sean “Diddy” Combs’ ~~announcement~~ promise to only post a few more videos—1 a day until November 6th. In his latest rant, the rap mogul warns young voters to load up their music players with “a lot of Bad Boy” music cause the “line at the polls is gonna be like five days long.” Sadly, if you registered via Rock the Vote, you may be waiting a lot longer than that. |Nahright|

By ANIMAL on October 27, 2008 at 3:04 pm

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Diddy aka “Ciroq Obama” Delivers Dizzying Anti-McCain Rant

While it’s pretty obvious that John McCain has completely lost his mental capacity to make competent decisions by choosing extreme ring winger Sarah Palin as his VP pick, do we really need Diddy to tell us so? Calling himself Ciroq Obama and spinning around in a truly obnoxious fashion, the rap mogul sounds off in a tirade about choosing someone from Alaska—he notes there’s neither black people or crackheads there. Watch the video for yourself and see if you can isolate the particular mood altering substance he’s obviously on.

By ANIMAL on September 2, 2008 at 2:33 pm

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Doing Diddy’s Dirty Work

Here’s something to cheer you up before you officially call it a day. As shitty as your job may be, it’s probably much better than working for Diddy, although these people would disagree. They’re actually competing for the position and will be making fools of themselves doing so, on TV no less. |Nahright|

By ANIMAL on July 22, 2008 at 5:34 pm

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Elephant Man Would Murda Di (Bad) Bwoy

The Complex crew called bullshit on MediaTakeOut’s story that Dancehall deejay Elephant Man and his crew dropped in unexpectedly to the Bad Boy offices in NYC to shake down Sean Combs over money issues. The bottom feeders claimed the Energy God burst into Diddy’s office and roughed up the rap mogul Jamaican style. But Ele’ responded that there’s no boderation:

“This alleged incident never took place. In fact, I have not been in the US since Labor Day. My relationship with Puffy and Bad Boy Records is solid.”

By ANIMAL on September 18, 2007 at 11:41 pm

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