Tiger Woods’ Marriage is Officially Over

ESPN and ABC are reporting this morning that Elin Woods is filing for divorce and that her marriage to the pancake house waitress-boning golf star is dead as the dickens, whatever that means. |ABC|

Tiger Woods Makes Headlines Again For Something Other Than Sexing Pancake House Waitresses, Etc.

Well finally, here is little ray of sunshine for Tiger Woods: he won a trophy from the Associated Press for being really good at golf. Meanwhile, his wife is packing up her shit and moving out. Read more »

Tiger Woods Paid Floozies 10k Per Month For Silence, Banged 40-ish ‘Cougar’

This afternoon in Tiger Woods sexing news: Tiger has paid off numerous nice ladies in an effort to buy their silence, a 40-ish woman has come forward as the 14th lady of Tiger Woods, and Elin Woods is no longer wearing her weding ring. Read more »