UPDATE: Balloon Boy Found Alive in Family Attic, World Loses at Most Epic Game of Hide and Seek EVER

Well, barely 5 minutes after I posted this “I hope he’s just hiding in the basement” diatribe, the mystery’s been solved: Falcon Heene was hiding in the family ATTIC the whole time. I need a fucking drink. |CNN|

Balloon Boy Falcon Heene Starred in ‘Not Pussified’ Video With His Brothers

Whoa! Look what’s been sitting out there on YouTube since March…a rap song/video called “Not Pussified” starring Falcon Heene, aka Balloon Boy, and his brothers. God I hate to be presumptuous here, but I’ll be shocked if this whole thing doesn’t turn out to be a hoax. Read more »