Here’s the promo for MTV’s latest reality show ‘Russian Dolls,’ whose Brighton Beach immigranda looks a less trashier than expected and, judging by a split second glimpse of a nice apartment behind a sorta-fight (“GUYS STAAAHP!!!”), they’re well off and all fancy. Read more »
Here’s a shark coming ashore at Seaside Park yeterday, the same beach where Snooki was arrested. Shot by surfer Jennifer Abbondanza, it’s no Jaws, but did cause a brief closing of the Jersey Shore beach and prompt lifeguards ending their shift to warn people: “Stay away, stay alive.”
No amount of literary pretensions can ever make a plug of the Slav ‘Jersey Shore’ sound non-moronic, unless our preferences of dill, bumper stickers and non-translatable slang are somehow profound cultural revelations. Sorry, New Yorker. You fail. Read more »
Here are American heroes, Ronnie, DJ Pauly D and “The Situation” doing a Jersey Shore version of The Hurt Locker for George Lopez’s show. Each night the reality show cast will be featured in short remakes of Best Picture nominees. They also did a not-as-funny reenactment of Inglorious Basterds. Read more »
This past weekend, partygoers were ushered out of a fancy Jewish event at Sony Plaza after falling ice shattered glass tiles on the roof, sending shards raining down on the crowd. A total of 15 people were hurt, but only 8 sought medical attention at New York-Presbyterian Hospital. Read more »
Are you confused by the goings-on at the health care summit currently being convened in Washington? Fear not. Jake Tapper, the senior White House correspondent for ABC News explains the nuances of the proceedings on Twitter in a language the people can understand: Jersey Shorian.
How can anyone be mad at mainstream photographer Terry Richardson for shooting the male cast of the Jersey Shore when he’s also done the same for Kermit the frog? Or Obama for that matter. More cool guy – guido intermixing over here.
Well you just knew they were out there! DUH! If you had Feb. 12th in your “When will naked pictures of Snooki surface” office pool, well, WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER! Update: A new, not so naked photo has been posted on the site. Read more »
Well so much for that rumored “Snookin’ For Love” Jersey Shore spinoff! Snooki, it appears, has a boyfriend, one she says “just like my typical guido juicehead with like a good personality.” Read more »
Perhaps you’ve found yourself thinking lately, as you’ve shivered while walking through the frozen tundra of New York City, “Gee, I sure can’t wait till summer gets here…maybe I can find a cool beach house somewhere?!” Well, your search is over pal! Read more »
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