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The Hurt Locker: Jersey Shore Cut

Here are American heroes, Ronnie, DJ Pauly D and “The Situation” doing a Jersey Shore version of The Hurt Locker for George Lopez’s show. Each night the reality show cast will be featured in short remakes of Best Picture nominees. They also did a not-as-funny reenactment of Inglorious Basterds. Read more »

God of the Old Testament Punishes Jersey Shore Cast for Partying With the Chosen People

This past weekend, partygoers were ushered out of a fancy Jewish event at Sony Plaza after falling ice shattered glass tiles on the roof, sending shards raining down on the crowd. A total of 15 people were hurt, but only 8 sought medical attention at New York-Presbyterian Hospital. Read more »

ABC News Correspondent Evokes Jersey Shore To Explain Health Care Summit

Are you confused by the goings-on at the health care summit currently being convened in Washington? Fear not. Jake Tapper, the senior White House correspondent for ABC News explains the nuances of the proceedings on Twitter in a language the people can understand: Jersey Shorian.

Terry Richardson’s Jersey Shore Photo Shoot Is So Ironic It’s Not

How can anyone be mad at mainstream photographer Terry Richardson for shooting the male cast of the Jersey Shore when he’s also done the same for Kermit the frog? Or Obama for that matter. More cool guy – guido intermixing over here.

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NAKED SNOOKI! SNOOKI NAKED! NAKED SNOOKIE! SNOOKIE NAKED!

Well you just knew they were out there! DUH! If you had Feb. 12th in your “When will naked pictures of Snooki surface” office pool, well, WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER! Update: A new, not so naked photo has been posted on the site. Read more »

Has Snooki Finally Found True Guido Love?

Well so much for that rumored “Snookin’ For Love” Jersey Shore spinoff! Snooki, it appears, has a boyfriend, one she says “just like my typical guido juicehead with like a good personality.” Read more »

Wouldn’t You Like to Rent the Jersey Shore House this Summer?

Perhaps you’ve found yourself thinking lately, as you’ve shivered while walking through the frozen tundra of New York City, “Gee, I sure can’t wait till summer gets here…maybe I can find a cool beach house somewhere?!” Well, your search is over pal! Read more »

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Jersey Shore Cast Announces Second Season, Reveals Shocking Secrets On Today Show

The cast of Jersey Shore all appeared together on the Today Show this morning to be interviewed by Meredith Viera, who looked at times as though she was looking directly into the face of the apocalypse, which she probably was when you really stop and think about it. Read more »

Jersey Shore Vinny, Ivy League Law Student?!?!

Over the course of the run of Jersey Shore, it became obvious to me and many others that Vinny was probably the one guido on the show who possessed the capability to be a normal, functioning member of society when separated from his guido brethren. Read more »

Snooki: I’m ‘Too Classy’ to Meet Jerry Springer

According to Page Six, Jersey Shore’s poof-headed chunky monkey Snooki was recently dining at the Foxwoods Casino when someone mentioned that Jerry Springer, who was dining at a nearby table, wanted to meet her. Snooki’s reaction? “I am way classier than that. We are not ‘The Hills.’” Irony!

In other Jersey Shore news, MTV has reportedly caved to the cast’s demands that they all be paid $10,000 an episode to return for a second season. That figure actually seems kind of low when you consider that the cast of the The Hills get close to $100k per episode, but whatever, I don’t really care if they get fucked over financially as long as there’s another season! |Page Six and Hollywood Reporter|