After angering some by dropping the N-word and comparing his penis to David Duke in an interview with Playboy, John Mayer tweeted that he’s sorry for offending anyone and that all he wants to do is play his guitar. Then last night he reiterated that thoughts during a performance in Nashville. Oh, and he also broke down into tears onstage. Read more »
There’s a new John Mayer interview in Playboy that tops the recent New York magazine interview he gave in which he said he wanted to ass-rape an editor at the magazine, but in a good way, I think. Goodness gracious, where to even begin? Let’s just dive right in, shall we? Read more »
The new issue of Rolling Stone features a cover piece on John Mayer who, when not telling the magazine about how he’s on an epic search for the “Joshua Tree of vaginas” to make his life complete, and complaining about how “blowing me off is the new sucking me off,” dispensed advice to Tiger Woods: “If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. I am the new generation of masturbator. I’ve seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week… I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating.” |Daily Beast|
Here is John Mayer, perhaps the biggest modern celebrity enigma in terms of “is he or isn’t he a massive bag of douche?”, telling a nice NBC reporter about what he’d be doing if he weren’t a successful musician. Read more »
Okay, look, I fully expect to possibly lose some cred over my posting this, but this video, directed by Anthony Mandler, for John Mayer’s latest release, “Who Says,” is just visually stunning, and the song is actually a pretty damn good one too. I think it perfectly captures a random night out in New York City, and there’s a melancholy quality to this song that seems to fit so well with this day, though I can’t quite put my finger on exactly what that is. The song itself also gets bonus points for citing two of my favorite places in the world, Baton Rouge and Austin, but I digress. Read more »
Cheesedicky crooner John Mayer showed why he’s one of the Jerk Store’s all-time best sellers in an interview today with New York magazine’s Christianna Ablahad. After getting his panties in a wad over being asked for his opinions on health care reform and Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize, Mayer followed up telling Ablahad “I love you, you’re beautiful, but shut your fucking mouth” by saying that he wanted to “forcefully sodomize” her editor for having her ask him such hard questions. But that’s not even my favorite part of the interview. Read more »
Poor John Mayer! He’s constantly trying to be down with the below-Houston Street, cool-guy-crowd so it’s not surprise that the musically inclined, t-shirt obsessing, design-product whore just announced this new “collaboration” with former vandal turned very legal graphics man KAWS. The sensitive Honeyee blogger who loves sneakers and all things Japanese, posted some images of the limited edition guitar picks that KAWS designed and he basically just co-signed, literally, adding his signature to the backs of the picks. Is that all it takes nowadays? Well that and a blog. |JohnMayer|
Rocker John Mayer provides more evidence that he’s got way too much time on his hands by way of his Japanese cool guy Honeyee blog. In his latest entry, Mayer ruminates over how aroused he was to finally receive a ‘Master Chang’ t-shirt that’s been an object of his fancy for over seven years now, writing:
“I’ve received things by FedEx many times more valuable than this, yet I can’t remember being more excited to pull that funny little plastic strip that never really seems to open the box as it’s supposed to.”
What’s the big deal, you ask? It’s just a t-shirt after all, right? He gives four reasons for the utter amazingness of this tee:
Nigo claims another “celebrity” victim. Last year, BAPE released a superhero line—think Underoos for adults—and the Batman hoodie was one in the series alongside Superman and The Flash sweaters. John Mayer was spotted in an airport or something on his way to the UK from Gotham, rocking the notorious crime-fighting garb that even comes with a mini-sidekick vinyl toy. They throw in these little doodads to help justify the villainous price of four hundred plus dollars. But there’s no way Johnny dropped a dime, he’s too down with the “fast crowd.” Check out his cool guy credentials that let him venture far south, past Houston Street even: blogging on Honeyee, Alife Sessions with Just Blaze, and even speaking Japanese to fuck with the press.
Nanananana…Batman leaving Gotham City? |Ohnotheydidnt-LiveJournal|
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