The one consistent thing that can be said about John McCain, the angry old man of the Senate, is that he says lots of dumb shit. The cranky Republican is by far, the go-to man for gaffes and on Wednesday, he flouted this unique skill on Capitol Hill when he said, “Last I checked, Long Island was part – albeit sometimes regrettably – part of the United States of America.” Read more »
The most puzzling thing about the flurry of criticism Senators John McCain and Joe Lieberman have levied on President Obama over Libya is their recent history with the country and the regime. Sunday, in a taped interview on CNN, they both said that military action should be considered and that Obama isn’t being forceful enough or something. Does that mean he should snarl more? Read more »
Illegal immigrants can now qualify for in-state tuition in California, after a court deemed it so. Your grouchy, xenophobic old uncle is SO going to bitch about this next week at the Thanksgiving dinner table, probably. Read more »
Poor John McCain. He might not be crapping his pants, yet, but still appears to be getting very senile, telling Newsweek: “I never considered myself a maverick. I consider myself a person who serves the people of Arizona to the best of his abilities.” Really? The John McCain in this video might disagree with him. |Newsweek|
In politics, image is everything and so I can’t imagine what Senator McCain’s team was thinking by bringing in newly installed Tea Party spokesperson and the former running mate that made him lose, Sarah Palin, to stump for him. Ya see, he’s facing a tough challenge within his own party come August when primaries begin, so of course he’s hoping that the obscure politician he plucked from Alaska and made famous will somehow now give him the boost and backing of the conservatives he so desperately needs. Yeah…cause that worked out so good last time they tried that. But hey, she did joke about McCain attending the Boston Tea Party 237 years ago.
The only thing missing in McCain’s head at today’s health care summit was that disheveled lady, a crowd screaming “Drill, baby drill” and Palin droning on about Obama “palling around with terrorists.” This man’s ego is in still in shambles, help him retire America!
Here is something to brighten your day! Watch as Al Franken tells the worst human on the planet, Republican muppet Joe Lieberman, to sit down and shut up, using that fancy “gentleman” language Senators speak in of course. Then watch John McCain cry after his revolting friend gets served.
Quick, somebody, preferably a well-endowed young Republican with a trust fund, rescue this damsel in distress, John McCain’s perpetually confused dunderhead of a daughter, as she has clogged her drain with her flowing blond locks and has absolutely no idea how to use the weird, utterly baffling Drano stuff to unclog it, according to her Twitter. Read more »
Remember last year during the campaign when self-proclaimed common man John McCain couldn’t remember how many houses he owned? Well, that number turned out to be seven. Read more »
As legend goes, on election night in 2008, a year ago today, Sarah Palin had speeches prepared that she planned to deliver to America whether she and the fossil she rode in on won or loss. However, concession speeches delivered by vice-presidential candidates just don’t happen EVER, and the aforementioned fossil, known popularly as John McCain, was having none of it and basically told her to shove whatever folksy word soup piece of horseshit she’d “written” up her annoying Alaskan ass. Naturally, Palin wouldn’t let it go and she became combative to the point that McCain’s aides ordered the lights to the stage shut down after he finished his concession speech out of fear that she’d hijack the mic when no one was looking. Now, finally, the text of both Palin speeches has emerged. Read more »
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