Famewhores Unite!

While most famewhores haven’t been elbows-deep in an overweight bank robber, while confined to a six by six concrete box, they have all been held captive and oppressed by the tyranny that is New York City media. Read more »

Rusty Griswold Allegedly Stalking HuffPo Columnist

Page Six reports today that Anthony Michael Hall, he of the 80′s hit films Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club and the National Lampoon’s Vacation flicks, has been order to stay away from Huffington Post “relationship columnist” and Julia Allison wannabe Diana Falzone after going all Chris Brown on her. This is sort of disturbing. Read more »

It’s Not TV, It’s A Freakshow

Wondering what to watch on TV tonight? Well here’s something that should both horrify and depress the living shit out of you! It’s HBO’s new documentary, Youth Knows No Pain, which is all about the ridiculous lengths people who still don’t realize that chronic masturbation is the secret Fountain of Youth go to these days to try to look young. Among the subjects featured in the film is the infamously hideous New York-based internet person Julia Allison! Here’s the trailer: Read more »