Thanks to guys like Morgan Spurlock, the rumor that McDonald’s french fries don’t decompose has been circulating amongst fast-food fiends for years now, though most of us generally wouldn’t have enough will power to test the theory ourselves. Read more »
The “Krusher” is a KFC brand name for a range of smoothies available in Australia, Indonesia and other places, but not the US. “Smoothie” is of course one of the millions of euphemisms for a blowjob. At least Ogilvy in Sydney showed both women and men being Peter Northed. Pretty fucking disgusting. And not even the most disgusting KFC Krusher spot! Before you jump to watch the latest KFC smoothie porn, you must check out this older spot from last year on the Krusher Facebook page featuring a rabbit-headed man being repeatedly and prodigiously splooged. Not on YouTube that I can find.
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An enterprising medical weed dispensary opened up shop in an abandoned Kentucky Fried Chicken in Los Angeles. Utilizing the existing, highly recognizable look of the riot-inducing fast food chain, the new owners now do business as K.F.C. or “Kind For Cures,” reports LA Weekly. So far, Colonel Sanders’ lawyers haven’t pounced on herbalists—no need to piss off your demographic. |LAWeekly|
Shamelessly using T&A to sell vodka? pathetic. But using it to promote cruelty-free chicken killing, copacetic, right? Having won concessions from KFC Canada to only buy from farms that kill chickens painlessly, PETA now aims to fry KFC USA. Their wild PR stunts are hit or miss, but this one—in all its gory sexist glory—is pretty compelling. Smoky and crispy, indeed. Colonel Harland David Sanders would not be amused. Aroused maybe, but not amused.
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