Unlike our City Council, Los Angeles’ actually rules on meaningful shit like drafting more sensible rules for medical weed dispensaries that will allow at least a 140 of them to reopen.
Entrance to The Oaks and site of proposed Pitt guard tower.
Down at Los Angeles City Hall they’ll be voting on parking permits for a tiny parcel of Hollywood. Who give’s a rat’s ass you say, when the nation is spiraling into hell? Well in this smallest of city planning actions ANIMAL has uncovered a class war with Brad Pitt and his seemingly perpetually enceinte partner at the epicenter.
Spurred by the reappearance of Pitt, Jolie and progeny (how many, where they bought them, what they’re named now that’s what we don’t give a rat’s ass about) in the neighborhood some of Pitt’s affluent Hollywood Hills homeowner neighbors have petitioned the city to restrict parking around their gated community. But renters in an adjacent boho enclave—a bastion of affordable apartments down the hill from the mansions that includes a stretch of shops and restaurants—are outraged, labeling the power move “the Brad Pitt initiative.”
This classy sculpture of a giant clenched hand giving the middle finger is what first greets guests coming into American Apparel debauchee Dov Charney’s LA home. A spy who was recently at the sordid mogul’s Silver Lake abode—located within a gated community—spotted the massive F-U that sits at the top of the stairs leading to the front of the house. Whether this monument acts as the magical source of Dov’s panty-dropping power or if it’s just an insightful look into his taste in art is anybody’s guess, but one thing’s for sure, it’s direct geographical positioning sends a strong message straight to the heart of Downtown LA. Check for the other angle after the jump.
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