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The embattled Jenny Sanford, she who stuck by her family values conservative Republican man after it was revealed that his trips to “hike the Appalachian trail” involved boning ladies on other continents, has filed for divorce from her sex-addicted troll of a husband. Read more »
Everyone knows that if there’s one thing this country is lacking, it’s guns. That’s why Dean Allen, a Republican candidate to be South Carolina’s adjutant general, whatever the fuck that is, is holding a “machine gun social” fundraiser where like-minded, country-bumpkin fucksticks can join Allen for some good ole-fashioned shootin’! For $25 you get a twenty round clip to shoot from your choice of four different types of machine guns AND a BBQ plate lunch. Yeehaw! Read more »
News organizations are hot on the trail of Maria, the seductive woman from Argentina who had an affair with Governor Mark Sanford and has lovable tan lines according to newly published salacious emails. Now everyone wants to know what this South American vixen looks like and so the media is staking out her apartment building (pictured above) in the Palermo neighborhood of Buenos Aires. |GreenvilleOnline|
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You wouldn’t believe it after hearing about his steamy extramarital Argentinean affair, but disappearing Governor Mark Sanford of South Carolina has been described as an “incredibly boring” guy. Early last year, the Republican—who once said that President Clinton should resign over the Monica Lewinsky incident—sat down for an interview with Stephen Colbert who asked him about his alleged unexciting lifestyle. Read more »
As you may have heard by now, Mark Sanford, the Republican Governor of South Carolina, dipped out of public view and into a mistress in Argentina after going missing for the past few days. And now things take a turn for utterly surreal when graffiti in the South American country resembles him and in context!
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At a press conference this afternoon Governor Mark Sanford of South Carolina, a Republican, admitted that he loves Argentina more than the Appalachian Trail and that he’s been having an extramarital affair. The politician made headlines when he went missing for the past few days and even his wife didn’t know his whereabouts. |LATimes|
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