Saturday Night Live will kick off its 35th season on Sept. 26th with Megan Fox and her deformed thumbs hosting while U2 serves as the musical guest. Yes please. IHollywood ReporterI
Megan Fox Is Blazing Pot
A perfect specimen. That would be the best way to describe Megan Fox. Not only does the actress talk openly about her bisexual tendencies and how Disney can go fuck themselves, but now she also confesses to loving the chronic in a new cover story for British GQ. She tells the magazine, “America’s war on drugs is propaganda. I can’t tell you how much bullshit I’ve been through because I will openly say that I smoke weed. People look at it like it’s this crazy, hippy, fucked-up thing to do. And it’s not! I hope they legalise it and when they do I’ll be the first fucking person in line to buy my pack of joints.” She can’t be human. See the rest of her photo shoot here.
Photos by Simon Emmett/British GQ
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As if you needed any more reasons to love Megan Fox, the sexy 22-year-old actress goes ahead and gives this spicy interview in GQ, revealing how she used to date a stripper named Nikita who “smelled like angels” when she was 18. But the sultry brunette is no lipstick lesbian, she likes to dabble, telling GQ:
“I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands.”
In addition to discussing her delicious escapades and posing in a series of laddie mag styled photos by pervy shutterbug Terry Richardson, she discussed Disney’s double standard of evilness when it comes to budding young female stars like Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens being forced to publicly apologize when they act their age:
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