Look, anyone who reads ANIMAL knows that we’re no fans of the Golden Twat of American Conservatism, Sarah Palin. However, even we can’t condone anyone throwing two tomatoes at Palin at a book signing in Minnesota, as 33-year-old Jeremy Paul Olson did last night. Read more »
Today the teabagger movement announced, probably on stone tablets, just like Moses delivered the Ten Commandments, that they will be holding the first ever National Tea Party Convention in Nashville this February. Read more »
Remember last week when wingnut princess Michele Bachmann led her minions in an anti-health care reform “revolt” on Capitol Hill complete with gigantic Nazi death camp imagery? Read more »
Of all the photos that I’ve looked at from yesterday’s Michele Bachmann-led wingnut invasion of Capital Hill, this was probably the worst of the worst. Yes, that is an image of the bodies of dead Jews killed by Nazis that was used to make the not-so-subtle insinuation that Obama’s homocommunist health care plan with kill all of America’s God-fearing white people. This + John Boehner mixing up the constitution for the Declaration of Independence + Todd Akin performing an abortion on the Pledge of Allegiance = one great big, gooey oyster of patriotism. YEEHAW FREEDOM! |Image via|
Yesterday on Fox News, America’s other retard wingnut princess, Michele Bachmann, called on all of her fellow tea-bagging wingnuts to scrape up a few pennies from behind the Dorito-stained Lazy-Boy in the double-wide, hop on a Greyhound bus and join her on the steps of the Capital so they could all storm the building and violently force the traitorous pinkos in Congress, aka the new Kremlin, to vote against Obama’s homocommunist health care plan. Bachmann said: “This is the Super Bowl of Freedom this week. Socialized medicine is the crown jewel of socialism. This will change our country forever.” Read more »
A few weeks ago, a freshman congressman from Florida named Alan Grayson burst onto the American political scene when he took to the floor of the House and presented his version of the Republican party’s health care reform plan, which essentially implores Americans to “die quickly” according to Grayson. The video of the speech went viral and then the cable news networks went nuts with it and before you knew it Alan Grayson went from being an obscure politician to a ubiquitous one in the blink of an eye. Since his big coming out party, Grayson, who sort of looks like he could play a Huey Long-esque politician in a Coen Brothers movie, has rarely turned down the opportunity to speak into any microphone thrust into his face, and the things he says into these microphones are getting more and more offensive and downright dumb. He’s on the road to becoming the Democrats version of Michele Bachmann, minus the full retard factor of course, and he should really just shut the fuck up. Read more »
Surely you, in a recent time of quiet reflection, came to the sad realization that your life will never be complete until you attain an action figure in the likeness of the most blatantly retarded American congressional representative to ever defile the halls of Congress, Michele Bachmann. Well fret no more Sparky! Read more »
Although there’s a whole cast of disgraceful surrogates spewing hateful and shockingly divisive rhetoric about Obama on behalf of the McCain campaign, Michele Bachmann is especially despicable with her characterization of basically the entire Democratic party as unAmerican. Since she made that statement: the GOP distanced themselves, her opponent raised lots of loot, and the congresswoman’s house was vandalized by free speech fanatics. However, she hasn’t quite suffered enough. If you’d like to help lawfully punish the fundamentalist representative, you could always donate to her campaign. That’s right, take out your credit card, head right to her website and give Bachmann $0.01. The cost of completing the transaction will supersede the donation and leave the partisan with a net loss. Tell enough of your friends and it could amount to a pretty penny. Click below for evidence of our copper-plated activism.
After accusing Barack Obama of being a socialist on The Chris Mathews Show and requesting that the media investigate Democratic members of the House for their alleged unAmerican leanings—like a modern day McCarthy—Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann just can’t get a break. The GOP pulled funds for her TV ads, her rival is raised $1.3 million in only a few days, and now her property was vandalized along with a few other prominent politicians from Minnesota. She got off easy though, only her driveway looks like it was spray painted with the words “Resgn Now!” whereas the others suffered slightly more significant damage. The FBI is on the case although officials admitted that they probably deserved it. Click below for more of the laughable “graffiti vandalism” below.
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