Newt Gingrich Once Said NASA Should Be “Disbanded”

Republican crazer and presidential candidate Newt Gingrich was campaigning on Florida’s Space Coast this week and in what has to be the most obvious political pandering moments of all time, told the adoring crowds that by his second term, he’d build a “permanent base on the moon and it will be American.” Read more »

Brave GOP Candidate Tackles NYC’s Ultimate Symbol of Excess

Looking to make his last stand in South Carolina by appealing to the racist, union-hating Republican mob who attended last night’s Fox News/Wall Street Journal debate, Newt Gingrich lashed out at NYC public school janitors. Read more »

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Newt Gingrich Denies Existence of Illuminati

Intrepid videographer and conspiracy theorist Luke Rudkowski went up to New Hampshire earlier this week and asked the Republican embodiment of evil Newt Gingrich a few questions. But the lensman didn’t pepper the former speaker about his mistresses or newfound anti-capitalist sentiments, he asked him about Bohemian Grove. Read more »

Today’s News Is Like Crack Rocks in Your Shoes

A three-year-old from the Boston area went to preschool with 17 bags of crack in her shoe. It sounds like the guy who confessed to putting the crack there is covering for someone else. Read more »

Newt Gingrich Suggests Federal Invasion of Ground Zero to Stop “Mosque”

Republicans love to pontificate about deregulation, smaller government and less federal intrusion into local matters, except when it comes to Islam, then they’re ready to abandon even their most coveted “principles” for the sake of political posturing. Take Newt Gingrich’s latest asinine idea to block the construction of an Islamic center in Lower Manhattan. He wants to turn Ground Zero into a Gettsyburg. Read more »

Another Republican Outsider Is Opposed To NYC Mosque

Like Sarah Palin, career Republican and partisan hack, Newt Gingrich, is interfering in local city politics and has come out against a proposed mosque in Lower Manhattan that he characterized as “overlooking the World Trade Center site.” Sigh. Refresher: This is the same politician, who just last year, argued for more religious freedom in the public square.

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Newt Gingrich Makes an Ass of Himself on the Daily Show

Did you see former House Speaker Newt Gingrich on the Daily Show last night? He was talking tough on terrorism, of course, because they’re the experts on talking tough on terrorism, damnit! Read more »