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12.15.09 Bucky Turco

Talk show queen Oprah Winfrey interviewed the First Family for her “Christmas at the White House” special and while touring the presidential residence, the camera panned in on a particularly eye-catching ornament adorned with the artwork of billboard liberator and Popagandist Ron English. A decoupage of his iconic “Abraham Obama” was spotted on one of […]

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11.20.09 Cajun Boy

Today America is in mourning after learning last night that their beloved thuggish overlord/fast food terrorist is cold quitting her syndicated show in 2011, thus leaving a gaping void in human freakshow television in the mid-afternoons on weekdays. Obviously, the appearance by noted quitter Sarah Palin on her show earlier in the week had some […]

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11.16.09 Cajun Boy

Sarah Palin is appearing on Oprah RIGHT NOW! And ANIMAL is going to liveblog it! Yeeeaaahh! Click through to join in the fun. […]

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11.11.09 Cajun Boy

Remember earlier in the year when a deranged chimpanzee named Travis attacked a 55 year-old Connecticut woman, ripping off most of her face, including her eyes, nose and jaw? […]

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11.06.09 Cajun Boy

I never thought I’d ever be anxious to spend twelve bucks on any film in which Tyler Perry held a producer’s credit, but I have to say that I’ve been really looking forward to seeing Precious, the Oprah/Perry vehicle about an overweight black teenager who gets impregnated by her father. But not everyone is as […]

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10.12.09 Cajun Boy

It’s been a while since we’ve heard from America’s thuggish overlord/fast food terrorist, Oprah. Most recently she was seen wearing her P.T. Barnum hat to host a cornucopia of circus freaks like Mackenzie Phillips and the face transplant lady. Now a lawsuit alleges that Oprah fired a flight attendant and pilot on her private jet […]

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05.08.09 Bucky Turco

Each week, ANIMAL will rank the world’s most despicable, deplorable, and undesirable human beings walking the earth, making the news. Behold: Evil Empirical. […]

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