Sarah Palin To Show Carrie Prejean How America’s Real Wingnut Princess Promotes A Book

Last week, America found itself subjected to an unrelenting parade of righteous sanctimony, staggering idiocy and unabashed martyrdom in the form of Carrie Prejean’s dumb book publicity tour. Now this week it’s Sarah Palin turn, and you just know that Trixie Klondyke, Alaskan Warrior Princess will not stand for some upstart blonde prolific sex tape-maker from California trying to take away her crown as the Golden Twat of modern American conservatism. Carrie, consider yourself on notice…It is on! Read more »

Pageant People Demand Compensation for Carrie Prejean’s Massive, Heaving Breasts

Well here’s a little news item that confirms something we’ve all pretty much already known: pageants are all about the hulking, mammoth titties baby! OH YEAH! Why else would the shameless flesh peddlers who run the Miss California pageant pay $5,200, which they’re now demanding repayment of, for Carrie Prejean to go out and get the ole SoCal double stack? Couldn’t that money have been better spent by hiring a tutor to try to beat the staggering stupidity out of her? |Daily News|