Oh Come On! Johnny Depp named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive Again

In an impressive feat of journalistic laziness, People magazine has named Johnny Depp as its “Sexiest Man Alive” for the second time. Don’t you just get the feeling that the editors at People pull this issue out of their asses when they’re bored of writing about the Kardashians and Jon and Kate, and then put no effort whatsoever into finding new sexy men to feature on the cover, instead drawing straws to decide between Depp, Clooney and Pitt? I mean, when will Jon Hamm and Bucky Turco get the recognition they so deeply deserve?! |People|

New People Cover Reveals Grown-Up Jaycee Dugard

This morning People magazine revealed the cover of its new issue featuring the first photograph of Jaycee Dugard since being freed from the clutches of Phillip Garrido, the man who kidnapped her as a child and held her captive for 18 years. Dugard says she’s “so happy to be back with my family.” We can’t even begin to imagine. |People|