So the New York Post has a story today about how former New York City Police Commissioner Bernard Kerik is pumping up, supposedly to help him fend off the lusty prison ass-goblins seeking to penetrate his virginal anus when he eventually reports to the joint for being convicted of being a slimy prick. But has anyone considered that maybe Bernie’s hoping to thicken his milkshake so that it’ll bring more boys to the yard? Read more »
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