Regression Is In the Water

To continue with Jail Week, let’s talk about the other inmates. The caliber of people in the Salt Lake County Jail were pretty much just as you would expect them to be; maybe a little less “Oz”, and a little more “Taxicab Confessions.” The majority of them were there for drug-related crimes, and more than half of them were coming down off of some illegal substance at the beginning of their little jailhouse adventure. Read more »

The Music Industry is Basically Run by Retards

So, I’m guessing a collection of music industry people must have recently gathered for another one of their vaunted “How can we fuck ourselves in the ass really hard?” meetings, because their latest scheme to produce revenue is just off-the-charts insane. You ready for this? Okay, you know how when you go to iTunes you can listen to a 30-second preview of a song. Well, these geniuses want to start charging you a fee for that! Yeah. Read more »