In case your business happens be in need of a mildly motivated, whiny but cute middle-aged woman with a room temperature IQ, Sarah Palin is available for hire. How do I know this? Because she posted her resume on LinkedIn! Read more »

Meet Cathy Maples of Huntsville, Alabama, a God-fearing “real” American lady who claims to own a defense contracting company and bears a striking resemblance to Dana Carvey in drag. Last week Maples bid $63,500 to “win” the recent eBay auction for a lunch date with America’s sweetheart, Sarah Palin. This morning Maples paid a visit to the folksy vegetables over at Fox & Friends, where she said that she hopes Palin runs for president in 2012 because “we need somebody with ethics” in the White House. Read more »