Now that Scott Brown’s magic pubes have helped to vault him into the U.S. Senate, he’s now turning his attention to using the power of his thick man-bush to getting his seashell bikini-wearing daughter another shot on American Idol. Read more »
Listen as Fox News pundits shamelessly use earthquake analogies to describe Scott Brown’s Senate win in Massachusetts. You stay classy Roger Ailes. Read more »
Even since he put their nether-flowers on the market Tuesday night, interest in new Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown’s daughters has skyrocketed. Yesterday, a tipster sent us a sexy pic of Ayla and Arianna with their proud pop. And now another has apparently dug up some photos of Arianna posing with her horsie on her Facebook page. How cute!
Here’s is Glenn Beck on his radio show today ranting about how even he found Scott Brown’s pimping of his “available” daughters last night to be uber-creepy: Read more »
Here’s a Better Look Scott Brown’s ‘Available’ Daughters
A tipster who is friends with Scott Brown’s daughter Ayla was nice enough to send us this photo of her and her sister Arianna posing with their now-Senator Dad while clad in sexy bikinis. In lieu of Brown, who conservatives are already hoping with run for president in 2012, pimping out his “available” daughters during his victory speech last night, isn’t this just a little, oh, I don’t know, FUCKING CREEPY? Also, you must visit Ayla’s Myspace page and her HOT purple website. It’s like taking a web time machine back to the internet stone age.
As you might have guessed, Hitler is pissed over Scott Brown, the Sarah Palin of Massachusetts, winning Ted Kennedy’s seat last night. These Hitler spoof vids are never not funny. |CBITC|
Here is Scott Brown, the male Sarah Palin of Massachusetts and the man elected tonight to take Ted Kennedy’s seat in the Senate, taking time during his victory speech to let the world know that the vaginas of his daughters, one of which was a semi-finalist on American Idol, are both “available.” Levi? Read more »
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