We’ve told you about the plastic, talking Jimmy McMillan doll and his cheaper, mute counterpart. If you’ve been recession’ed, $40-$50 is too damn high for a toy. So here’s our own, Poors-friendly doll. It’s paper, mute, and free! The Jimmy McMillan Paper Doll comes with four costumes: Snooki, Antoine Dodson, Justin Bieber, and the Christine O’Donnell “I AM a witch.” Read more »
A popular, but hated midget who the president says he never heard of was arrested for disorderly conduct in Seaside Heights, a spring break-like community on the Jersey Shore.
Barack Obama taped an appearance on The View that aired today and while discussing meaningless fodder, was asked about Jersey Shore miniature and John McCain supporter, Snooki, to which he responded: “I gotta admit I don’t know who Snooki is.” Lies! Just a few months back he read a joke that included her name. Go ahead and try to explain that one Mr. President!
This past weekend, partygoers were ushered out of a fancy Jewish event at Sony Plaza after falling ice shattered glass tiles on the roof, sending shards raining down on the crowd. A total of 15 people were hurt, but only 8 sought medical attention at New York-Presbyterian Hospital. Read more »
Yesterday some parts of the internet were buzzing with the news of a “revelation” made by Jwoww in an “exclusive” interview with Fox News that neither she or Snooki were of Italian heritage (Jwoww said she is Spanish/Irish and that Snooki is Chilean, even though Snooki has said many times that she’s part Sicilian). Really? Read more »
The proprietors of NakedSnooki.com decided to play the world’s cruelest Valentine’s Day prank on guidos and admirers of pint-sized Italianas, by updating their website with a new image of Snooki, except that, in direct contrast to the website’s name, she wasn’t naked. Read more »
Well you just knew they were out there! DUH! If you had Feb. 12th in your “When will naked pictures of Snooki surface” office pool, well, WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER! Update: A new, not so naked photo has been posted on the site. Read more »
Well so much for that rumored “Snookin’ For Love” Jersey Shore spinoff! Snooki, it appears, has a boyfriend, one she says “just like my typical guido juicehead with like a good personality.” Read more »
Apparently every year around 20,000 Philadelphians with nothing better to do on the Friday morning before the Super Bowl gather in an arena to watch a bunch of dudes compete in a chicken wing-eating competition (Who knew?!). Anyway, they call this spectacle the “Wing Bowl” and this year the organizers of the event invited Snooki from Jersey Shore as a special guest, which didn’t go over well with the locals for some reason. Read more »
According to Page Six, Jersey Shore’s poof-headed chunky monkey Snooki was recently dining at the Foxwoods Casino when someone mentioned that Jerry Springer, who was dining at a nearby table, wanted to meet her. Snooki’s reaction? “I am way classier than that. We are not ‘The Hills.’” Irony!
In other Jersey Shore news, MTV has reportedly caved to the cast’s demands that they all be paid $10,000 an episode to return for a second season. That figure actually seems kind of low when you consider that the cast of the The Hills get close to $100k per episode, but whatever, I don’t really care if they get fucked over financially as long as there’s another season! |Page Six and Hollywood Reporter|
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