Superman Transforms Into Illegal Alien

Just as President Obama firmly established his American citizenship, Superman is renouncing his. The Man of Steel said he’s sick of the world perceiving him solely as an instrument of the U.S. and so he decided to distance himself to the utter dismay of Fox News. But according the DC Comics co-publishers Jim Lee and Dan DiDio, the superhero is no traitor. “Superman announces his intention to put a global focus on his never ending battle, but he remains, as always, committed to his adopted home and his roots as a Kansas farm boy from Smallville,” explained the pair in a statement.

By on April 29, 2011 at 3:10 pm
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Remember that vintage Superman comic book that sold for $1 million? Well, that same issue in better condition just fetched $1.5 million at auction.

By on March 30, 2010 at 5:56 pm
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Money In The Bank: The $1 Million Dollar Comic Book

A 10 cent ‘Superman‘ comic from 1938 fetched in $1 milli for one fella rubbing his majorly lucrative dorkdom all over the net this week, smug geek bastard. Featuring the premiere of the Man of Steel and one of two in good condition of the remaining 100, this little comic book clocked in the record sale that’s triple the previous top ranker.  ComicConnect.com co-owner and big-bucks Superman #1 barterer Zurzolo is serenading about comic book collecting being a sounder investment than keeping money in the bank. He might have a point there.

By on February 23, 2010 at 5:45 pm
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‘Tired’ Bizarro Superman Arrested Again

A week after his arrest in Times Square after a wrestling match with four police and allegedly “punching the girl cop in the face,” a Superman wannabe was booked again. 23-year-old Maksim Katsnelson was arrested on Tuesday night at Columbus Circle and charged with several misdemeanors including disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and trespassing. Read more »

By on July 15, 2009 at 6:12 pm
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NYPD Struggles To Subdue Man of Steel

Photos can’t properly convey the profanity-laced struggle that ensued when cops tried to arrest an unruly Superman wannabe, so luckily video footage has surfaced. Last week, the costumed character took off running when police handcuffed his friend, dressed as Batman, after they asked him for some permit he didn’t need and then ID he didn’t have. Despite screaming, “I’m not getting arrested,” the Superman performer was tackled to the ground and eventually taken into custody, but not without a tussle first. See the comic tragedy unfold below as officers are unable to handcuff the impersonator. Read more »

By on July 13, 2009 at 6:31 pm
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NYPD Unmasks Bizarro World Superheroes In Times Square

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Last night in Times Square, a couple wannabe superheroes fought the law and the law won. According to the Post, a duo dressed up as Superman and Batman couldn’t provide police with “the required license to perform in costume in public,” or any identification for that matter. When cops handcuffed Batman, real name Frank Frisoli, Superman “took off, screaming, ‘I’m not getting arrested.” Police tackled the Man of Steel, 23-year-old Maksim Katsnelson, and charged him with resisting arresting, as well as assault for allegedly hitting an officer. Batman, who was released in the car-free space, said, “We were just having a good time,” at least until Superman “freaked out and punched the girl cop in the face.”

By on July 10, 2009 at 5:28 pm
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