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11.30.09 Bucky Turco

Uh-oh! China, the 4th largest country in the entire world with a population totaling over 1 billion people, has announced two new harrowing cases of swine flu that must be noted. This is epic. The Global Times reports: “Two dogs were diagnosed with the A(H1N1) flu virus last week in Beijing but an animal health […]

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11.03.09 Copyranter

Let the Swine Flu marketing exploitation epidemic begin! To “keep communicating during Mexcian Flu,” billion dollar Belgian telecommunications giant Telenet proposes that we replace the handshake with the airshake. From their microsite: “…we desperately need a new way of greeting each other, since greeting is the cornerstone of our social and political life. It’s a […]

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10.21.09 Bucky Turco

The media spread swine flu epidemic has jumped to robots, in Japan. But don’t panic, they were purposefully programmed with the disease for training purposes and the non-human model actually “sweats, convulses, moans, cries tears, and exhibits symptoms not unlike a real human patient infected with the H1N1 virus.” |PinkTentacle| […]

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10.16.09 Bucky Turco

New York State health care workers are not down with mandatory swine flu vaccinations and a judge agreed, temporarily at least: “A judge on Friday morning halted enforcement of a New York State directive requiring that all health care workers be vaccinated for the seasonal flu and swine flu.” |CityRoom| […]

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10.14.09 Bucky Turco

Great! As if the media doesn’t already have the public crapping in their pants about the swine flu, there’s now a new strain of influenza and its killing dogs, in Philly. |MyFoxPhilly| […]

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10.08.09 Cajun Boy

Wondering what it might be like to contract swine flu? New York Magazine’s Lindsay Robertson caught it and wrote up a horrifying report sure to scare the shit out of you. Where are they giving the vaccine for this thing again? |Daily Intel| […]

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10.06.09 Bucky Turco

The media spread, swine flu virus has finally reached ungodly proportions with word that “Catholic priests in Brooklyn and Queens have been told to stop offering wine at Mass to prevent the spread of infection.” |NYDN| […]

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09.24.09 Will Sherman

An alcohol-based hand sanitizer intended to fight against Swine Flu has been banned from a British prison after inmates began scarfing it down and started a drunken brawl. Inmates at the Verne Prison on Isle of Portland, Dorset have reportedly “been placing their mouths over the dispensers and consuming it” and according to one prison […]

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09.23.09 Will Sherman

Elmo makes a fashion statement as the Swine Flu-tainted street art of K74 infects Venice Beach. |Unurth| […]

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Cajun Boy

Marilyn Manson has been diagnosed with swine flu, also popularly known as the pig AIDS. Accordingly, he issued a statement via Facebook stating that no pigs were fucked in his contracting the dreaded virus, just in case you were wondering. So there. |NME| […]

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