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04.08.10 Bucky Turco

Ever since it was revealed that Tiger Woods drilled more holes than sandhogs, his life has been turned upside down, but that’s all about to change. After taking a few months off to treat his natural maleness, he will tee off at The Master’s tournament this afternoon, where his entire existence will ultimately be judged […]

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04.06.10 Copyranter

You may have heard that, starting Thursday, Tiger 9-iron Woods begins playing golf professionally again at The Masters in Augusta, Georgia. It will probably be the most-watched golf event in TV history. Here, Sky TV in New Zealand promotes their coverage with the proper decorum that this royal sporting event deserves. Note the bent driver. […]

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03.22.10 Bucky Turco

In what had to be one of the oddest interview formats ever, Tiger Woods spoke to ESPN and the Golf Channel on Sunday for only five minutes each, while standing up, as if he was ready to run away at any moment. The legendary and now infamous golf pro briefly addressed his naughty behavior and […]

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03.18.10 Kari Ferrell

Today one of Tiger Woods’ 40 virgins launched a website with over 100 text messages allegedly received from the golf pro. These text messages expose Tiger as the chauvinistic badass we all knew he was anyway. […]

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02.23.10 Bucky Turco

Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods’ most popular jump off, said she can’t be in Howard Stern’s beauty pageant featuring the golfer’s mistresses because of legal reasons, but TMZ says her friends have suggested a cardboard cutout as a stand-in. Considering the company, what would be the difference really? […]

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02.19.10 Cajun Boy

Well Tiger’s robotic, painfully stiff and exceedingly rehearsed “presser” just ended. Did you notice how Tiger made sure to stare directly into the camera when he uttered the words “I’m sorry?” Oh, and how he patted his heart and stared into the camera when he said something else? Media Training! But the biggest message conveyed […]

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Cajun Boy

In less than an hour, Tiger Woods will step up to a podium and say something. What he’ll say exactly in anyone’s guess, but it’s being carried live by all three major networks, all the cable news networks, ESPN and Lifetime (Kidding!). Is anyone else wondering what’s going through the Flapjack Floozy’s mind this morning? […]

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02.17.10 Cajun Boy

Even since the Great Tiger Woods Sex Scandal of ’09 broke, Tiger has maintained a bone-headed air of silence about the whole thing, all but refusing to express himself in anything more than a lawyerly press release. But now, finally, Tiger is going to face the proverbial music, in public, tomorrow. Or maybe Friday. […]

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02.15.10 Cajun Boy

Wow, just when you thought you’d heard the last ridiculous Tiger Woods sex story, here come this one from today’s New York Post: Tiger knocked up porn star Joslyn James not once, but twice. And here I was thinking all along that porn actresses were on some sort of permanent birth control or something! […]

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02.02.10 Cajun Boy

Hey do you play golf? Are you tired of using those boring old Titleist balls? Well how about something more, ugh, stimulating? Introducing Tiger balls, golf balls emblazoned with the images of the various ladies of the Tiger Woods sex scandal. Are you Jaimee Grubbs kind of golfer? Or perhaps you’re more of a Flapjack […]

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