Hey you know Billy Bush, the annoying little twat cousin of George W. Bush who co-hosts that horrible Access Hollywood show with the beautiful Nancy O’Dell? Well apparently he’s such a real-life twat that he’s driven O’Dell to quit the show because she can’t take him anymore. Read more »
On Halloween night, Paris Hilton apparently got a little unruly while boozing heavily in a limo, so her boyfriend Douglas Reinhardt felt compelled to put her in her place by placing her in a choke hold in full view of the paparazzi, making Paris Hilton the most unsympathetic battered woman in the history of battered women. Read more »
Here’s your ridiculous New York Times trend piece of the day: pussified modern parents, shamed into pussification by their equally pussified peers, have shunned spanking their children for screaming at them, because yelling “You colored all over the wall I just painted you stupid little asshole!” is so much better for a child’s emotional development than a whack on the bottom. Yes, this makes perfect sense. Read more »
A disclaimer: I’ve never really understood, despite my best efforts to wrap my brain around it, how some people are so passionate about typography. So it goes without saying that some font-obsessed folks calling for the public execution of certain Ikea executives after they decided to make the transition from Futura to Verdana is something I find, um, mildly perplexing. Read more »
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