Latest Anti-Obama Wingnut Email Forward Foiled by Simple Google Image Search

Last night I received the following hilarious email forward from an old friend of mine back home in Louisiana, who also happens to be a fervent Teabagger. The email contained a screed about how a photo of Obama putting his feet on the desk in the Oval Office proves that he doesn’t respect the office of the presidency. Read more »

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Deranged Wingnut Lady Wants Christmas Cancelled in Response to Senate Passing Health Care Bill

Ha! This is amazing and so typically retarded…this conservative woman, “Bunny,” called into C-Span today to say that she was taking down her Christmas tree and all her Christmas lights in protest of the Senate passing a bill to help the poors get health care on “God’s holiday” because, you know, God hates the poors. Read more »

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Teabagger Cries On-Air Over Possibly Killing a Republican From Praying Too Hard

Here is a heart-warming story of true Christian fellowship at Christmas. Remember a few days ago when Sen. Tom Coburn called on his fellow wingnuts to pray that a Democratic Senator would drop dead, thus making them unable to vote to break the filibuster on the health care bill? Read more »

Further Evidence That the Republican Party Is Eating Itself From Within Its Own A-Hole

A recent poll found that voters are more likely to vote for a candidate running under the Tea Party umbrella than they are to vote for a Republican candidate, meaning that the wingnuts will use this as validation of their wingnuttery and thus force the party even further to the fringe and away from the mainstream. The poll also indicates that America is fundamentally retarded, something most of us already knew, but whatever. |Politico|

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Conservatives Not Pleased By Gay Elf-Boning in Video Game

So there’s this video game, “Dragon Age: Origins,” in which a man and an elf bone each other silly inside of a tent. Predictably, this is not setting well with the Jesus freaks, who are now demanding that every person purchasing the game read Sarah Palin’s new book to set them straight. Or something. |World Net Daily|

Ronald Reagan Himself Would Fail Republican’s New ‘Purity Test’

While hope may be fading fast on the left, it’s sort of hilariously comforting to know that the wingnuts on the other side are still hellbent on hurling themselves over the side of a rocky cliff. Read more »

Glenn Beck Seeks To Conquer Americaland with Marauding Gang of Frothing Twits

Oh, did you hear about Glenn Beck’s big announcement over the weekend? He basically wants to be the wingnut version of Boss Tweed, taking politically ambitious mouth-breathers by the hand for the next 100 years or so and lead them to power, so that American can break free from the bonds of communism and science and the like. Read more »

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Sarah Palin’s Half-Assed Book Signing Efforts Inspires Her Death-Cult to Revolt Hilariously

OMG OMG OMG! I can’t think of a better way to bring “Sarah Palin Week in America” to a close than with this here video. Seriously, this is perfect in ways that I can’t even really articulate. Read more »

Here is Your Conservative Wingnut Obama Conspiracy Theory of the Day

A recent poll found that the majority of Republicans stole the 2008 election, despite the fact that he defeated the McCain/Palin ticket by over 8 million votes. How did Blackie McMuslimcommunist manage to pull this rabbit out of his African hat? He enlisted ACORN to do the dirty work, naturally. Read more »

Conservatives Suddenly Not Feeling Much Love for Rep. Joseph Cao These Days

On Saturday night, Rep. Anh Joseph Cao, an Asian freshman Republican congressman representing a heavily democratic/black district in New Orleans, was the only member of his party to vote “yea” on the House health care reform bill.
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