With drones currently operating in Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, and Libya, among other places, U.S. officials decided to open up a new front over yet another predominantly Muslim country: Yemen! Since the CIA has carte blanche to operate the pilotless aircraft and basically use the entire planet as its theater of war, they’ll be assisting the military in hunting down al Qaeda or at least the people that look like them.
Are you scared? No?!?! Well, you sure as shit should be! Haven’t you heard about Yemen? What’s Yemen, you ask? Oh, only the new beehive of terrorism that we’ll be bombing soon because its loins gave birth to the failed terrorist who fried his cock and balls on a Northwest Airline flight over Detroit on Christmas day! So are you scared now? Yeah, I thought so! Anyway, here’s everything you need to know about Yemen: Read more »
Yemen must be looking at Iraq with nation-remodeling envy or something because the country’s leaders are out there just begging the U.S. to invade their country, and, naturally, the Jesus party is frothing at the mouth to go in there and blow up some people of color who don’t read the bible on a regular basis, and it’s all Obama’s fault because he’s a lazy African or something. Read more »
Just when you thought it wasn’t humanly possible to loathe Republican muppet Joe Lieberman any more than you already do, the worst human asshole on the planet is now going around saying America needs to “act preemptively” with Yemen because some misguided son of a rich asshole tried to ignite a cock-bomb on a plane over Detroit after allegedly getting an email from al Qaeda. Read more »
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