There’s a dolphin in the East River! It’s just chilling there. Let’s hope it doesn’t meet the same fate as the Gowanus Dolphin: Becoming the inspiration for a terrible parody account on Twitter. Get out while you still can, East River Dolphin!
If any of you make a parody Twitter account about this dolphin, we will find you and request that the internet police arrest you for public tackiness.
And here it is. Best I can do with the iPhone. Dolphin in East River! twitter.com/Brynn4NY/statu…
— Brynn Gingras (@Brynn4NY) March 13, 2013
A dolphin has been spotted in the #East #River. twitter.com/MyFoxNY/status…
— MyFoxNY.com (@MyFoxNY) March 13, 2013