This James Franco and Lonely Island Spring Break Party Music Video Is Gay

May 8, 2013 | Marina Galperina

Actor/etc James Franco sat down with Zach Galifianakis for Between Two Fernsto answer hard-hitting questions like “How many hours do you look in the mirror per day?” and “Of all the art projects that you’ve done, what has made people roll their eyes the hardest?” and “If you like Ed Norton so much, why don’t you marry him?”

Then, at the 2:00 mark, surprise musical guests the Lonely Island are there and it’s a full-on music video, very SRPANG BRAK SPRANG BRAK — dumbass bros bro-ing out with beer-soaked bikini’ed female organs of allure — but then, it’s cut with imagery of sophisticated, charmingly dressed dudes — Franco, Galifianakis, Samberg and yes, ED NORTON — getting married in a sophisticated and charming way. Some sort of Eisenstein shit going on there. I wasn’t sure what they were trying to say with the juxtaposition, but then I saw the YouTube comments and remembered all those awful fucking morons whom any gay marriage imagery irks, regardless of where it’s sandwiched. Yey this video.

Crush pussy. Marry a man.